Posted by Jake Meyer

Be an English Major: Do It for the Girls

Let’s be completely honest. Loud bars and Hollywood clubs are no place for single men who majored in English. [1] Your fist pumps are lackadaisical, your tan is non-existent, and twenty years of reading sonnets has compromised your eyesight so badly that you’re constantly squinting in the dark. To make matters worse, all of the … Continue reading