We’ll say that CALVIN MANNING (contributing blogger) also graduated in 2009 with a double major in Creative Writing and Geology. He now lives in Raleigh, NC where he travels throughout the state, helping to build bridges and salvage other people’s long-distance-relationships. His constant moving and traveling have earned him Dr. Louis Beauregard’s Inconsequential Titles of the Year 2010 award for “Most Irresponsible Nomad.” There are rumors that his apartment is an elephant graveyard for ladybugs, and that if you say his name backwards three times while looking at a mirror you are suddenly overcome with a strong sense of disappointment and a craving for macaroni and cheese. In his free time, he wishes he had more free-time, and tries to love/hate the works of Kay Ryan, Wallace Stegner, Wallace Stevens, James Wright, and Mike Perry. He stopped caring about the children, but consistently forgets to shave, still.